Its Day 29 in the Big Brother house (where did the last two days go?)

After frying an egg this morning, Rich decided to use the oily spatula to dig in the garden. After 1 hour of hard toil, Rich had shifted 6 tonnes of mud (which he piled in the jacuzzi) and had unearthed several rather interesting objects including: a barrel of whiskey signed by Terence Stamp, a grandfather clock in the shape of Gary Wilmott's Grandmother, a piece of cake, a snake, a garden rake, some butter, a gutter and a mole with a stutter.

Of particular interest to Big Brother was the finding of a collection of life-size Roman warriors (216 in total) made entirely out of finest porcelain and which probably date back to dinosaur times. This discovery, obviously worth millions of pounds is claimed to be the property of Big Brother, however Rich has claimed them as his own and has hidden them somewhere in the house (we can not think where.)

Oh yeah, he also uneathed that guy that fell into the hole yesterday, unfortunately still alive. Local ambulance men arrived at the Big Brother studio and had a drink at the bar as they know Sally the barmaid.

Rich has sworn allegiance to the sky and claims that if it ever falls down, he will be on its side and vows to obey its every command. He spent the rest of the afternoon trying to be a cloud.