Its day 25 and Rich is miserable, he has fallen out with Herman, the haemaphrodite genius from Peckham. An argument erupted when Rich refused to remove a piss stain from Hermans copy of 'Where are the wolves weekly,' unfortunately ending up in an unsightly fight to floor. Herman refused to give in, applying several wrestling holds he learnt at ballet school, but as Rich knew many counterlocks from watching Transformers, he managed to beat Herman into submission.

At 2.00pm Rich's trousers became entangled in a medievil weave causing the first ever entrance into the big brother house by the fire service. It was found to be a very trying experience by all and many men cried, if not only for the loss of a lovely antique. Rest in peace.

Apart from that Rich has written a ground breaking new recipe for lemon curd and has saved the whale. All in a days work, who needs Herman?