Diary Update! I've tried to eat my own elbow.

Day 24 in the big brother house
Rich has been lying again. He has told fellow house mates that he owns all the small change in the world. He has instructed all other house mates to return all the small change they may own to him when they leave the house. If they do not do this, he has threatned them with the army. He has also proved that eating your own elbow is possible though had to dislocate his back to do it.
Rich has received a severe rempremand from Big Brother by sneaking a turtle into the house hidden in the draw string of his pyjamas. After a 2 minute eating strike Rich gave in and tied the turtle to a small bench before lobbing it over the wall. Outrage was caused as Rich called Big Brother a big sack full of boiled bad egg juice. He now awaits his punishment with open legs.




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