Its Day 26 in the Big Brother house, which incidentally lasted for 3 days (or 1 mini lunar moon cyclation.) Rich has finally made peace with Herman after making him a sloe fruit jelly in the shape of Winston Churchill's right leg. Rich was so delighted at the reunion, all his finger nails caught fire.

3 days is a long day and Rich found it to be longer than most. Pacing was the order of the day(s), in fact we counted 3 trinnibillion steps just in a five metre radius around the George Fornby memorial site set in the corner of the garden. To ease the boredom Rich would, at times loudly, call out all the names of all the edible mushrooms in his vocubulary, followed by some that weren't (in his vocabulary or edible.)

He has become addicted to Quantro.

Much love was made in the house today but was mainly conducted by a wanton squirrel and an over-zealous badger.