Its day whatever in the Big Brother house.

Rich has put in a request to Big Brother. He wants to leave the Big Brother house as he suddenly wants to become a professional restaurant critic. He claims to have less taste buds than the Taj Mahal and the varied palette of diabetic lion, so this new career will pose an interesting challenge. He began today by sucking different blades of grass to see if he could tell the difference between 'dew' and 'back sweat.' He concluded that they must consist of exactly the same ingredients as there was no distinguishable taste. His next plan is to experiment with the gastronomic nuances of toilet water.


Big Brother gave the house mates a puzzle to solve today, which if correctly solved, will allow their families to live.


The puzzle is thus:



On the way to my cave in St. Ives,

I met a man with seven eyes,

Every eye had seven styes,

Every stye had seven flies,

Every fly told seven lies,

What should you do if he dies?


Rich correctly guessed the answer which was - 'Throw him in the fucking river.' His family will be saved from slaughter this evening, although he says he is not bothered about his Auntie Maureen, she makes him eat fish.

Rich was last seen today tasting everyones underwear, including his own, which he claimed tasted 'earthy.'