Its day blah di blah in the Big Brother House.

Rich entered the diary room at 6.00am this morning, finally emerging at 10.00pm to curious housemates. Rich was eager to reveal the efforts of his hard toil and also the reason for spending so long from the group. Rich has turned the diary room into a shop! He has named it 'The Little Shop Of Tomorrows' and sells all kinds of items from bric-a-brac to old shoes. The rest of the house were delighted at the new oppurtunity to waste time and immediately began perusing his wares.

Sandra, the ugly but thinks she a goddess bitch-bag, bought a book about lamb, Stephen the Norwegian dwarf with vitiligo bought a victorian gas lamp, Dave the ever so boring sausage enthusiast bought a fluffy stone fish which he called 'Timmy' and Freda the scantly clad/semi-naked/exhibitionist bought a large coat (well, it was really forced on her by Rich who deems her satanic, wanton and rotten to the core. Herman bought a butt plug in the shape of Anneka Rice.

Rich plans to enlarge his empire and possibly spread to the garden, allowing the sale of large wild animals such as, lions, bears, tigers, oh my, it would be a giant illegal zoo swapping extravaganza. Rich fancies a falcon named Kirsty.

At the end of the day, Rich counted his profits and placed the wad of cash in the draw string of his trousers. Rich says he is thinking of spending the money on a gun as Freda is definately spoiling.