The COMOOX.COM christmas party...
Last night was the comoox.com Christmas party - here is a summary of the who, what, where and why of what happened.
John, in accounts, who everyone thought was married actually turned up with his boyfriend. After a few drinks they were making a right scene, snogging like vampires on the dancefloor and groping each other.
Rich managed to steal the show on the dancefloor by knocking a waitress over when doing a head spin thingy before being caught quite literally making it up to her an hour later on a bench in the garden.
Matt was very astute. Pretending to drink sophisticated Jack and cokes but really seducing the new secretary Natalie with double vodkas in a vain attempt to get up her knickerless skirt - finally succeeding at 3am after agreeing to a 50% payrise for her.
Guest speaker John Leslie had the room in stitches with his anecdotes about 'sex with Abi' and how it wasn't really coke he was having but icing sugar. A large miss-understanding apparently as he has a really sweet tooth and likes nothing better than to see his beautiful girlfriend writhe around on a bed with another women whilst covered in his favourite cake topping.
Alas the long night drew to a premature end as Mandella, the new chief copywriter, heavily under the influence of some kind of anti-depressants, produced a gun and started firing wildly at the ceiling. After being rugby tackled to the floor by cleaners Terry and June he was left crying in the corner for his mother.
So that was it. A piss up to remember and some rather odd looking polaroids. Next years do is already in the pipeline with the poisidon adventure being the theme.
Until next year
Merry Christmas
Lana
