Film Review

A new feature on comoox.com is our film preview. Matt and Rich obtain films from 'Dodgy Pete' at the Ferret and Kettle, sometimes even before they appear at the cinema, giving you, the potential viewer the chance to find out whether they are shit or not.

This week:

Spiderman 3 and The Man Made From Beach

Tobey Maguire again appears in this film as both Spiderman and the hapless tit Peter Parker, with Kirsten Dunce playing the supporting role of MJ, and well supported she appears to be.

All superheroes require a baddy to fight against and this time the honour arrives at the giant feet of Thomas Haden Church (Size 18!) Church Plays the evil Sandman who is created when a magic dog coughs up an opel fruit onto Brighton beach in front of a retired buttock specialist. A worthy oppenent too he is, being able not only to morph from man to sand and back again, but also he can be quick sand, magic sand, sand paper and Sandy Toksvig.

Spiderman's role in this film is to attempt to find a big enough can of talc to defeat The Sandman. However Spiderman's life is never easy is it? In this episode Spiderman meets his alter ego, his twin, dopple ganger and lookey likey, apart from this new Spiderman is black. This affords him the skills of rhythm, being able to dance and having a long Johnson.

The 3rd installment of this film is made much more exciting this time by the fact that our hero can now shoot cotton from his fingers, walk up walls and he also now carries a pea shooter in his back pocket.

My favourite part of the film was when a random person got up in front of the camera to get some more popcorn. My least favourite bit was the lack of female nudity.

In conclusion then, the copy of the film I watched was well dodgy and 'Dodgy Pete' is gonna get a kickin next time I see him. 5 quid I paid for that, although he did chuck in a pair of 'genuine' Levis with it, which are great although I still need to cut some holes for where my legs should go.

Next week: Pirates Of The Carribean 6: Old Man's Cough, Health & Safety: Danger! Fire in your kitchen