Monday, April 23, 2007

Thoughts for the day

Does Mexican pornography have 'up-poncho' shots?

Is a bush in the hand worth two in the bird?

What the fucking hell is Tourettes?

Can I come round for tea please?

Do you have any spare change?

Why don't they make an episode of Dr Who in which he is a landlord instead?

3 Comments:

At 10:18 PM , Rich said...

Similarly, I would also like to see an episode of 'Rising Damp' in which Rigbsy is a timelord.

 
At 1:35 PM , fat and proud said...

I once saw Jeremy Beadle carrying a small nest of tables?

 
At 12:28 PM , Manny Kulkowski said...

I saw that episode of Rising Damp. It was fucking great, Rigsby went to 17th century France and spermed in his pants. He quickly returned to find Phillip and the dead one spit roasting Miss Jones. Hilarity ensued. Classic.

 

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