Leslie Ash competition

Whilst washing my next door neighbours cat I happened to stumble upon a magazine entitled "Big Jugs" - which was all about metal work. Now in said magazine was a competition. Now we all like competitions don't we boys and girls, especially competitions where you could win a years supply of makeup remover. The comoox.com office went wild over this and with the kind permission of "Big Jugs" we are allowing comoox readers to compete. All you have to do is complete the following sentence "Yesterday I had a very awkward incident involving a policeman and Leslie Ash...". As easy as that. Alan* our new window cleaner came up with the following. See if you can beat it!

"Yesterday I had a very awkward incident involving a policeman and Leslie Ash... Leslie and I had just been for a coffee after shopping for jaundice pills on the internet when we were stopped by a panting police officer. "Did you just see a man run this way", he gasped.... and followed with "Are you that Leslie Ash bint?". Now Leslie doesn't normally like to be stopped in the street especially by overweight police officers but as nice as she is she didn't make a fuss and told the police officer not to make a scene. "Make a scene!", he shouted "make a scene!... now why would I make a scene you pretentious tramp". At which point a buttered scone fell from an open top bus and landed on to his nose."

*Alan is on day release