A vicar and a potato?

It's been a while but today of all days I couldn't resist...

So in the news today there has been a story about a vicar that turned up at hospital with a potato up his bottom! Now I'm assuming that he didn't misread the definition of chitting but it got me thinking... what are the top ten things that people have checked into hospital upon (inside) their person:

10. A darth vader figurine
9. A box of silk tray
8. Tin of sardines
7. A friendship bracelet
6. A life size replica of Michael Winner
5. A chocolate starfish
4. An I love NY snow globe
3. Jeremy beadles hand
2. The entire cast of "My two dads"
1. A Charles and Diana full dinner set with matching napkins, tablecloth and an inscribed 213 piece cutlery set with the words "I'm not what you think i am, I may be made of wool, but i'm not stupid", written on.

So the question to all reader is.... what have you found / left / wanted up you?

Losing track of time - cracked ribs and rickets

Hot off the press:

comoox.com is to close. Yes comoox.com is to be no more. Where is my cat? has served its purpose and as a result will move on.

Matt and Rich are to concentrate now on other projects and can no longer apply their trade to the website. Both have enjoyed their writing and the feedback received and they've both enjoyed talking with new people.

A book written by both entitled "I thought you said 2am?" is due out in Spring 08. Please continue to check Amazon for its release.

The following statements have been released from both:

Matt - "It's was good whilst it lasted but like a bad turd - it starts to go stale after a while"

Rich - "Can you take the chains off me now?"

Goodbye and good night.

Lana.