A vicar and a potato?

It's been a while but today of all days I couldn't resist...

So in the news today there has been a story about a vicar that turned up at hospital with a potato up his bottom! Now I'm assuming that he didn't misread the definition of chitting but it got me thinking... what are the top ten things that people have checked into hospital upon (inside) their person:

10. A darth vader figurine
9. A box of silk tray
8. Tin of sardines
7. A friendship bracelet
6. A life size replica of Michael Winner
5. A chocolate starfish
4. An I love NY snow globe
3. Jeremy beadles hand
2. The entire cast of "My two dads"
1. A Charles and Diana full dinner set with matching napkins, tablecloth and an inscribed 213 piece cutlery set with the words "I'm not what you think i am, I may be made of wool, but i'm not stupid", written on.

So the question to all reader is.... what have you found / left / wanted up you?